An occasional chronicle of my misguided attempts to engage in physical activities a few years after what could be considered my prime. My mind is already gone - now watch as the body crumbles. This blog is for the entertainment of my old running buddies. Anyone else who stumbles upon this will be even more bored than my old buddies. You have been warned.
2 comments:
I think you should try a few training hikes with a saddle on Mark.
Dear Mr Krippel,
It has come the Park Service's attention that you have been traversing park grounds in more than the one, standard, authorized pair of compression panties. Need I remind you sir that one, and only one, such piece of undergarment is allowed on your person while on park property (San Diego Municipal Code 86U.section10.4G.B.). Should you continue to violate our very explicit policy in this regard we are prepared to take decisive and possibly deadly action to aid in your rehabilitation and/or to gain your compliance. Do not, sir, let it happen again.
The Panty Police are watching.
Park Ranger P.Rick
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