Friday, April 1, 2011

Missing Area Man Found Safe in La Mesa

Missing San Diego resident Herb Kimpel, 61 was found safe today, bewildered but apparently unharmed. He was located in a running shoe store on Lake Murray Boulevard after a half-hearted thirty minute search of the area between his home and Rosarito's Taco Shop.  The operators of the Movin' Shoes store in La Mesa said they spotted Kimpel wandering the area and inexplicably decided to offer him a job.  He accepted, and now they're not sure how they're going to get rid of him.  Kimpel was reported to be recovering at home with large amounts of baked goods.

6 comments:

Unknown said...

What !! -- you are back to selling running shoes ! Things go full circle.

NibblyBits said...

Damn! I was hoping you'd come work for me.
Hugh Hefner
(did I say "Hugh"?... make that "Huge.")

NibblyBits said...

Yeah, me too!
Bill Gaytes

NibblyBits said...

Gee, I was kinda hopin' you'd team up with me.
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Rick said...

Stay at it, man. Before long you could be vaulted to the lofty position of bus boy!!

NibblyBits said...

I notice this was posted on April 1st. Some kinda joke right?